So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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