Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i came on her dog
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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