why didn't you poke me back
Fuck appropriateness.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
