I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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