the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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