My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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