i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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