Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My dick has a subreddit
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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