your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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