i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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