i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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