Jerry, you need to find god
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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