Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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