Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
