How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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