I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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