butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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