Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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