I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize
