he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Your cock deserves a montage
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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