Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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