Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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