I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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