Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
