I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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