This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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