your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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