I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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