Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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