she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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