The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My liver just had a heart attack.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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