dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
a search helicopter?!
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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