Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
