Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
