Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
