i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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