you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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