i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Randomize
