The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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