...so i touched it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i need some magic done to my vagina
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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