i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
