its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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