why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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