Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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