Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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