I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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