Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
