just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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