At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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