I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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