Me. At least after what I've been through.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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