sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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