Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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