Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Non-Jews are for practice
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
